Thursday, September 22, 2011

update on the rodent war

just a quick update. mostly because im grumpy and want to share my misfortunes.

i had a bag of bird seed in the outside laundry room and went in yesterday morning to find it open and a bunch of rat ('could be squirrel' - sean keeps saying) poop all around the bag. and i heard something rumbling around. so after hightailing it out of there, sean set a few rat traps. yesterday he came home and found a few that had been trapped. he was trying so hard to not tell me that he actually caught any, but i finally got it out of him. why i insisted on knowing the truth, i have no idea. so, with a few (im going to keep in vague for your benefit) dead rats, i have decided that we should keep a tally on this war.

here's where we are so far:

humans: killed a few rats, reset rat traps, going to get a free kitty off of craigslist tomorrow (name suggestions, anyone?)

rats: ate bird food and made it so i am scared to go into the laundry room
denied me a restful night of sleep for now 3 nights
made it so i can't have a chicken coop because rats like chickens
and caused me to scream out loud four times last night because i thought i saw a rat (including in my full bath), which then led to sean being on edge

the rats are still winning. but just you wait. by the end of this, im going to be spearing those assholes with my own hands.

Monday, September 19, 2011

piers and beams and hedges, oh my!


hello everyone! our major house repairs have been on hold because it turns out (to our surprise) our ceilings look like this:

pretty huh? our ceilings were really sagging, which we thought was due to the movement in the house and the old drywall. our solution was to replace it. sounds easy, right? house lesson #1: nothing is ever easy. the guys came to start the drywall work, and they found this below. they were kind of stumped on what to do. it wasn't just the drywall that was sagging, but the wood below too. a previous owner removed a wall at some point that was a major support for the living room ceiling. they just plain took it out. which leads to house lesson #2: don't remove a wall without asking a professional first.

to solve our sagging ceiling problem, our foundation guy, the drywall guy and his carpenter decided to pour some more piers (things that support the house from a couple of feet in the ground) and then build supports from there, eventually going up through the walls and to a beam that would go through the middle of the living room. i was imagining something beautiful like this:


but to our surprise we came home and found this


hideous, right? the one in the bedroom isn't so bad. but definitely not dreamy.


we have been standing around in the living room a lot looking at the big hunk of 14" wood that is hanging (off-centered) in our living room. sean last night thought of an idea - he is planning on framing out the piece of wood, and then boxing it in with nice wood. so we will potentially have a very large (but rustic) piece of wood going through our living room. and im also trying to talk our man douglas into putting one more beam through the dining room so it won't look so off - and because our dining room is still sagging (so it will serve a structural purpose as well).

while all of this has been going on i one day decided to take my frustration out on our hedges. they previously looked like this if you remember:

they were all thin and overgrown. so after lots of research, and asking sean a million times if i should do what the experts say, i did this


yep, i cut them down to 1'. they're so so sad now. in an attempt to make our porch not look so naked, i planted some flowering bushes in between where the hedges used to be, and some vines that will hopefully grow up our columns (and texas lavender and oregano). ps - like the column that is just a couple of 2x4s? that one kept falling down, and eventually just rolled itself down the hill and into the garbage. and after a couple of funny looks from the contractor, he decided to replace it temporarily himself. ha!

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

the most horrible, awful

im going to keep this brief for those of you that have sensitive stomachs ... the rats that previously ran this house had established our oven as their master bedroom. which i discovered after i tried to broil something. ugh, just thinking about it makes my stomach turn. after bribing sean to clean it out for me, and doing some rat poop shoveling myself, i went to buy a new oven on sunday. it's nothing glorious, but i absolutely adore it. it's most important quality: it's never had rats living in it. hooray!


nevermind, it is glorious - look how it glows!

the rest of the weekend was spent doing things that aren't too glamorous: hooking up a water heater and building a room for it, hooking up the washer and dryer, and cutting down a tree. speaking of, anyone have any suggests on how to cut the rest of this tree down? it's leaning pretty far over the house, and sean's kind of stuck on how to not have it go through our roof and/or windows.



the contractors are arriving this morning to start their work. hopefully by this time on friday, our house will no longer be crooked and have a kind of large crack running through the middle. ha!

here's a glimpse of what the middle of our floor looks like now. i don't know if you can tell, but it's pretty wonky. cheers to the paid workmen!